Brexit: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

IL Buono (The Good)

Those who have consistently fought for and upheld democracy and the EU referendum result.

Arron Banks

Despised by pro-EU establishment MPs for winning while they lost. Hated by the BBC and Guardian in equal measure. Sticks it to all the ‘right’ people. Absolute Brexit hero and legend.

Nigel Farage

A man who needs no introduction. A Brexit hero. A scourge of the left. Quintessential #TheGood

Bill Cash

Consistent defender of the public’s vote in the EU referendum. Legally technically competent when dealing with utter remoaner charlatans. All round good guy.

Peter Bone

Good guy. Despises the BBC. Top chap.

Jacob Rees-Mogg

Several orders of magnitude smarter than any of his contemporaries or any of the public at large. Somehow manages to pull the wool over the eyes of 71% of my Twitter followers who voted him as Good (see previous sentence). Has recently wobbled over Brexit. Often tweets in ancient latin. Mostly an impressive gent of impeccable sartorial elegance. A man of the people.

Dominic Raab

Small government good guy and pro-freedom. Stands against socialism in all its many evil guises.

Mark Francois

Proven and consistent fighter for Brexit. Sound.

Priti Patel

Priti has spoken many passionate speeches in parliament for Brexit and her constituents. She voted against May’s dreadful deal endlessly.

Steve Baker

One of the lead ERGers now that Mogg & Boris have flounced off. Seems to have been one of those leading the vote against May’s “Deal” the third time she tried to get it through. Seems sound.

Kate Hoey

Stands up for democracy and for putting the people’s decision first. Oddly a socialist but puts democracy first. Remarkable woman.

IL Cattivo (The Bad)

Those who have worked against Brexit and who have attempted to subvert the EU referendum outcome (for whatever reason).

Theresa May

The Sith Lord Herself. Compulsive liar and charlatan. With a straight face she said 108 times we were leaving the EU on the 29th March 2019. Didn’t happen.

Olly Robins

Emperor May’s Darth Apprentice.

Oliver Letwin

Over the protest of senior civil servants this repulsive slime directed that £3 million of taxpayers’ money be handed over to Kids Company which still promptly collapsed the next day. Architect of the poll tax. One of the better known public front dark actors for the deep state.

Nick Boles

All round baddie who still manages to hoodwink some gullible fools.

Fiona Onasanya

The Commons’ resident bad girl.

Yvette Cooper

#refugeeswelcome – just not in any of her many houses.

John Bercow

The naughtiest speaker in the galaxy.

Tom Watson

Not only just unpleasant, but really, genuinely, nasty. Paranoid. Pure psychopath.

John McDonnell

Dangerous Marxist lunatic. Actually quoted from mass murderer Mao’s little red book in Parliament. Unclear if magic Grandpa will be able to control this total psycho.

Boris Johnson

Some think he is a Good. Do not be deceived dear friends. Notionally pro-Brexit, Boris is in reality a ruthless political opportunist and compulsive liar. A court jester at best but actually has a Churchillian delusion complex which makes him a bad. Nevertheless entertaining to have a drink with.

Jeremy Corbyn

Magic Grandpa has been a secret hater of the EU for decades but switched to Remain to assuage his Party. Jezza happily breaks bread with parliamentary prostitutes, tax collectors and the odd terrorist. For the many not the Jew.

Daniel Kawzcynski

Campaigned for Leave then turned pro May’s ‘deal’ after receiving £54m for his constituency. Total sellout.

Ken Clarke

Total anti-democrat. Pro-EU and wants the UK Parliament a council chamber of the EU. A lifelong useful tool of the globalists.

Philip Hammond

Slippery, smarmy, anti democratic, pillock Philip (2nd referendum) Hammond… #TheBAD

Esther McVey

Managed to con people she was for Brexit then sold out for fifty pieces of silver for her constituency. People are too stupid to see through her. #TheBad